Saturday, February 16, 2008

White People Whining

"Death and taxes" is not the only sure thing in life...the other is whining. I'm sure if there were a way to measure the "whine factor" in each country, this one, with only 4% of the global population, would out-whine everyone else put together. Moreover, there is a very good reason...we have the most to whine about!

Seriously, what could you whine about living in a mud hut in the middle of Ethiopia? Nothing to drink for a couple days? No food? The whole family has HIV? That's three things! That's nothing compared to the number of things I have to whine about.

Let's see, I have three computers; an ipod, two TVs and a stereo; a car; a house a.k.a. "money pit"; a walk-in closet so full, I can never find anything; a 'fridge so full of food I end up throwing stuff out...what a waste of money; a washer, dishwasher and dryer; a stove and microwave; a land-line and cell phone and that's just the tip of the iceberg. Just try not to whine when you have all that stuff! It's impossible!

White Whine reports "a new white person complaint every day of the week."


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