The Bailout Car for the Bailout Executive

In addition to capping top executives' salaries and eliminating extravagant severance packages for all corporate welfare queens, past, present and future, President Obama should make it mandatory that each and every one of them drive a carbon reducing, extraordinarily compact, automobiles demonstrated in the video below.

It's only right that they start to give back. Reducing their carbon footprints is a good start to begin the process of redemption...that is, if they can manage to drive alongside, rather than underneath buses, Hummers, tractor trailers, etc.

The inclusion of a set of Rosary Beads might be a nice gesture.

Memo: Include Phil Gramm, Alan Greenspan, the greediest CEOs and parasitic Wall Streeters to the list.