Sunday, June 03, 2012

Is the Zombie Apocalypse Here?

If you haven't heard,  the CDC has a Zombie Preparedness webpage. Now, the CDC denies the existence or possibility of a zombie inducing virus - “[The] CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)” - but one has to wonder given their dedicated webpage and the thousands of cannibal news stories of late. A crazed naked man eats someones face off, and growls when he's shot, then some women invites people in to dine on her half eaten baby, another Japanese man serves up his own genitals to five people, and now some guy is throwing his own insides at cops.......

In a May 16th blog entry on the CDC.gov website (http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zom...), author Ali S. Khan asks the question, "Where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much?" The article then goes on to suppose that "zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder - How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?" [...]

CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine).
So, what is this LQP-79? Well, it seems that the “Cannibal From Miami” is either a host of  this strange  virus, or he ingested some bath salts. You can't make this stuff up, but if you want a good laugh, read this. As this guy says: "Virus, bacteria, parasite.... Wont matter what it is when there's a pack of crazies trying to eat your face."

Zombie news:

More unstable behavior: Wayne Carter Threw Intestines At Officers After Stabbing Himself, Police Say

Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart

Staten Island man bites other man's ear in ugly fight sparked by dispute over television


Woman suspected of biting partner's penis

Cannibal on run after warning The Sun: I can’t stop killing


Man cut off wife's lips and ate them

Police: Homeless Woman Snatches Baby From Stroller, Tries to Eat Its Arm

59 comments:

Anonymous,  03:17  

This isn't funny. My brother is a policeman who was recently briefed about a strange new phenomenon that seriously affects peoples brains, raises body temperature to deadly highs and makes them crave human flesh. They're learning how to identify the symptoms, and how to deal with it.

Anonymous,  03:25  

The LQP-79 virus was mentioned on CNN, then the story was retracted.

Roth's stepchild 00:23  

Interesting 3:17. Thanks for the info.

3:25, that happens a lot on CNN...too much, if you ask me.

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